Let me start by adding to my last post. Can you believe the amount of absolute tool sheds that are pushing these fake celebrity deaths. The only thing I like about it, is the randomness of the celebrities.
First, it was Pittsburgh native and former insect Jeff Goldblum falling to his death on the set of a movie in New Zealand. And boy did it spread like wildfire! Twitter had it trending in a matter of moments...When, in fact, he was in Los Angeles safe and sound. Or was he???
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Next, a 120 ft yacht owned by Harrison Ford missing off the coast of France...Ford presumed dead. In actuality, he was in New York presumably banging his stick figure girlfriend Ally McBeal.
George Clooney was in a motorcycle accident in real life and suffered a fractured rib, but not dead. Although you wouldn't know it...As soon as information on this came out, news spread that he actually died in the accident...No folks, he did that in Solaris.
Natalie Portman...This would have been a tragedy. Queen Amidala can't die! She's too damn hot! Also, the dipshits that reported this...Reported the same cause of death as Jeff Goldblum. Amateurs.
On to Rick Astley. There's no way he dies now. He was reported found in a German hotel room. If he would've died young, it would've been in the 80's when he was relevant. Or from that fiery red hair. Not now. Why was he in a hotel room? He can't still be touring...right? Right???
And lastly...Britney Spears. The one rumor we wish was true. And really is the most believable of all of them. She's been on a crash course with an early departure for a while now. But alas, alive as well.
So where does this leave us? No goddamn where. Just with a look of confusion on our faces, wondering why people waste their time spreading this b.s. But hey, I damn near got an entire blog post out of it.
On to business. July 22nd marks the inaugural meeting of Professional Network Connections Entrepreneurial Business Builders Network Chapter. Along with my good friend Jason Cercone, we will be heading up this chapter along with Judy Herilla. It should be a good time and we're looking forward to building PNC throughout Pittsburgh. If you are interested in attending one of our meetings, please contact me at jason_p_collins@yahoo.com
Ytb 2.0 is now in full swing! I am so excited at the prospect of the new business model that they have adopted that will make us a stronger company for years to come. They are extremely dedicated to everyone's success and building the largest travel provider in the world. They are even offering a free test drive of the business here: http://www.vacationandbuildwealth.com
Mike Dillard launched the new and improved MLM Traffic Formula 2 recently. This system gives you the A-Z's of building your online business and creating endless leads that are ready to buy. Check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/m942jm
A bit of bad news to pass along. I sold my beloved 350Z...I'll miss you blue! You're my boy!!!
I'll be getting my newsletter out today or tomorrow. And hopefully relax a bit this weekend.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYBODY! BE SAFE!
What a crazy week! First Ed McMahon...Now Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, and Michael Jackson! Such a shame. Ed was due, but the other three were before their time.
Farrah Fawcett
This picture accent most teen boys bedrooms during the decade of the 70's. It also caused many of those boys to go blind...Or at least need glasses. Yes, many of your fathers.
One of Charlies Angels, she was THE sex symbol of the 70's. Men wanted her, women wanted to be her. Well, until the past two years. She died last week from probably the worst cancer imaginable...ass cancer. That's right. No joke. Worst possible cancer I can think of.
Its a damn horrible ending to a life that touched so many people touching themselves. She will be missed.
Oh yeah! She married her 30 year boyfriend Ryan O'Neal a few days before her death. Coincidence? I think not. He definitely needed all of that money for listening to her droning on about her great Charlies Angels 'on the set' antics. WOO! I'm sure they were doosies!
Billy Mays
Billy Mays was the MAN! He was a regular guy born in Pittsburgh that was a creative inventor and pitchman. He revolutionized the infomercial and became a John Everyman hero.
Truth be told...I'm watching the Pitchmen marathon that is currently on the Discovery Channel. And I'm loving it! He gave tons of people shots at becoming successful for their inventions.
He would totally kick the ShamWOW guy's ass...Even though you gotta respect a guy who beats hookers. Don't buy another ShamWOW...Buy ZorbEZE! The original and the better product.
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Michael Jackson
Speaking of the King. As much as I would like to do what everyone else is, and come up with some zingers about him and tear him down...I won't. There's been enough of that.
Michael was too important to music to attack him, regardless of his alleged indiscretions. Yes alleged. I've been thinking that maybe he paid off that kid so that he could avoid the circus of court that would've probably made the OJ trial look like a DUI hearing. He was always a private person, thanks to his abusive, insane father. It couldn't possibly be an extortion attempt made by a greedy parent looking to get paid...NO!
Anyhoo. Thriller was the first album I ever had and it was tremendous. I still think its one of the greatest things to hit my ear. It is still the highest selling album in music history. Oh, and then their was the music videos he created. He revolutionized the music video with movie directors, special effects, and mainstream actors. He probably saved MTV from going under in its fledgling years. His performances were epic, his music amazing, and his dancing was ground breaking. He was the best...The only other performer that even compares is Elvis Presley, and unfortunately, both of their lives ended tragically and sadly.
Everyone can make all the jokes they want...But he was legendary.
Again...LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'll try to post again this week because I have a lot to talk about. I just wanted to touch on this sad week in entertainment.
Late!
Farrah Fawcett
This picture accent most teen boys bedrooms during the decade of the 70's. It also caused many of those boys to go blind...Or at least need glasses. Yes, many of your fathers.One of Charlies Angels, she was THE sex symbol of the 70's. Men wanted her, women wanted to be her. Well, until the past two years. She died last week from probably the worst cancer imaginable...ass cancer. That's right. No joke. Worst possible cancer I can think of.
Its a damn horrible ending to a life that touched so many people touching themselves. She will be missed.
Oh yeah! She married her 30 year boyfriend Ryan O'Neal a few days before her death. Coincidence? I think not. He definitely needed all of that money for listening to her droning on about her great Charlies Angels 'on the set' antics. WOO! I'm sure they were doosies!
Billy Mays
Billy Mays was the MAN! He was a regular guy born in Pittsburgh that was a creative inventor and pitchman. He revolutionized the infomercial and became a John Everyman hero.Truth be told...I'm watching the Pitchmen marathon that is currently on the Discovery Channel. And I'm loving it! He gave tons of people shots at becoming successful for their inventions.
He would totally kick the ShamWOW guy's ass...Even though you gotta respect a guy who beats hookers. Don't buy another ShamWOW...Buy ZorbEZE! The original and the better product.
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Michael Jackson
Speaking of the King. As much as I would like to do what everyone else is, and come up with some zingers about him and tear him down...I won't. There's been enough of that. Michael was too important to music to attack him, regardless of his alleged indiscretions. Yes alleged. I've been thinking that maybe he paid off that kid so that he could avoid the circus of court that would've probably made the OJ trial look like a DUI hearing. He was always a private person, thanks to his abusive, insane father. It couldn't possibly be an extortion attempt made by a greedy parent looking to get paid...NO!
Anyhoo. Thriller was the first album I ever had and it was tremendous. I still think its one of the greatest things to hit my ear. It is still the highest selling album in music history. Oh, and then their was the music videos he created. He revolutionized the music video with movie directors, special effects, and mainstream actors. He probably saved MTV from going under in its fledgling years. His performances were epic, his music amazing, and his dancing was ground breaking. He was the best...The only other performer that even compares is Elvis Presley, and unfortunately, both of their lives ended tragically and sadly.
Everyone can make all the jokes they want...But he was legendary.
Again...LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'll try to post again this week because I have a lot to talk about. I just wanted to touch on this sad week in entertainment.
Late!
