First things first. R.I.P. Ed McMahon! The best sidekick since Robin. At the young age of 86 he passed away. His fame is the 9th Wonder of the World, but I love him for it. He found his niche...Laughing nonsensically at Johnny Carson (you've got work to do Andy Richter). You fooled them all Ed. Now your in the guest seat next to God, while he holds an envelope against his forehead and secretly is annoyed by you. You and Dick Clark got all of our hopes up that we would win $10 million (still waiting!), had us doubling over in moderate snickering watching TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes (the father of Punk'd), and introduced us to the likes of Sinbad, Rosie O'Donnell, and Christina Aguilera on Star Search (1 celebrity outta 3 ain't bad). Hey, I wonder who gets his Cash for Gold money?

Onward and downward...The folks are in a bad way right now and it sucks. Gas turned off, back taxes are past due, sheriff sale probable...And my freakin hands are tied! So, if you're in the business of prayer, send one out to my parents. They need it.

Ok, to the upward side. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen starts tomorrow and I couldn't be more excited! Shia LeBeouf is coming into his own as an action star, and Megan Fox is, well, Megan Fox (excuse the heart palpitations). Megan has come out and said that she's is not Angelina Jolie and is tired of the comparisons. You're right Megan, you're not Angelina...You're better. You're hotter, younger, and you don't have 18 adopted Vietnamese children (you'll have to work on that). You are, however, dating Brian Austin Greene...we'll let that slide.

This installment will reportedly be the last for Michael Bay, but it looks like it's gonna be an amazing action film. Bay is the master of disaster when it comes to action films. No one has bigger explosions, robots, or movie trailers. He is the king of the guy movie. I can't wait to hit the theater and here every Transformers geek cheer when Optimus Prime's name is called for the first time. Man, did I have douche chills when I went to the first movie and that happened. We get it, you watched the cartoon as a child...You don't have to start cheering in the middle of a movie theater to reveal your love for the leader of the Autobots! I didn't hear any booing for Megatron when he made his debut. SAVE IT!

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My friend Mike got married this past weekend. It was good times! I hope to get some photos posted on Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace soon. Good luck with the marriage Mike. I hope you stay happy for a long time!

Enough mushiness! On to more sad news...My car is up for sale. Its not all sad though, its a decision I made myself and isn't being forced upon me from anyone else. I love that car, but I have more important things to use my money for right now. I've got businesses I'm trying to get off the ground and a house that I want to have projects completed on. You can find it on Autotrader HERE.

It will be sad to see the old girl go...It was my first real taste of success, but I know it is for the good and betterment of my life going forward. On to bigger and better things!

I think that's all I'll do for now folks. Its been nice spilling my guts for you. I hope you got even one tiny molecule of entertainment out of it. If not...I'm sorry. I'll try harder next time. Make sure you follow me on Twitter be my friend on Facebook and add me on MySpace

Until next time folks. Won't you be my neighbor???