There's a lot to talk about everyone! I'm not quite sure where to begin, but I'll give it a shot. We'll start with the biggest story of the century apparently...No, not global warming.

A freakin' ROD!

Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens thanks you for getting everyone off their backs. I'm not spending too much time on A-Rod...Not because I think its been over-covered (well, it has), but to tear down the media for making this the story of the century. Ok, ARod was on steroids...WHO CARES?!?!?! You do, apparently. Or at least the media thinks you do by shoving it down our throats 24/7. He didn't hurt anyone, except maybe himself, which he has every right to do. This has gotten so ridiculous that some moron asked President Obama about the ARod 'steroids scandal' in his first news conference! What the hell is going on here?!?!?! It would seem that there are steroid pushers on every corner in this country, hell-bent on shrinking testicles! America has its priorities way out of whack. Get it together people!

To tell me that all of baseball's greats were as clean as a whistle is about the most naive statement you can give me. How do we know? There was no testing then. And it didn't have to be steroids. Many players have come out to say they were taking a form of amphetamine to stay up for a 162 game season!

Stop with the witch hunt! I couldn't care less if ARod was rounding the bases with a needle sticking out of his arm as long as it makes the game more exciting. You don't see this uproar with the NFL...We want hulking beasts on the gridiron, but apparently there is too much 'integrity' in baseball. GO SCREW, SPORTS MEDIA!

On we go...

As mentioned before: President Obama's First Press Conference

Other than the idiotic questions he was asked that had nothing to do with the issues here, it was good. I have to hand it to Obama for not jumping off the podium and choking out the sources of questions involving: His 'dire' dialect, Iran, and of course ARod. We have a full blown shit storm in this country and these twits are worried about sugar-coating language, other countries, and of course ARod. ENOUGH!

The Death of Jeremy Lusk

For those who don't know him, he's a motocross rider. He was killed trying to pull off an amazing trick. It was truly a horrific crash, and its a shame that a 24 year old kid is dead.

Brett Favre Really Retires?!?!

Good riddance. Remember...Bears Fan.

Chris Brown Beats Up Rihanna

What a moron...I've been madder than hell in my life before. Maybe even mad enough to kill, but better judgement took over. Being a multi-million dollar recording artist, how couldn't cross your mind as you have your hand raised to another multi million dollar recording artist, what the repercussions of this might be? Especially considering they were both scheduled to play at the Grammys'. You know, the award show that recognizes your abilities as an artist and performer. Get your head out of your ass Brown! I know you must have it so bad...I'd love to have your problems up until you beat your smokin' hot girlfriend...badly. And for the record, I don't like either of their music.

James Whitmore Dies

Watch The Shawshank Redemption...Brooks was here!

This Just In: Ex-girlfriend files suit, says Roberto Alomar exposed her to AIDS!
AND
Miguel Tejada pleads guilty to perjury!

All you baseball players better run and hide. It sounds like Congress is organizing its own MLB Auschwitz. No one is safe...No one can hide. Everyone that has been on steroids, cocaine, or aspirin better come forward now because their gonna find out somehow! Prepare to be pulled out from under your beds and taken away in your sleep.

For the record, Roberto Alomar is a real scumbag. What he did is far beyond steroids, but it won't get nearly the press coverage.

Well, I'm nauseous from all this trash. I'm gonna go for now, but never fear...I'll return!

Jason 'the steroid pusher' Collins